""Beneath the pressure of torments such as these, the feeble remnant of the good within me succumbed. Evil thoughts became my sole intimates-the darkest and most evil of thoughts.""
-Edgar Allan Poe, The Black Cat

Monday, February 13, 2012

Hippity, Hoppity It's Bloody Hearts Blog Hop Monday!

Hosted by Vamplit Publishing  
                                                                                                                                                              
To kick off the two day event, Efi Loo wanted to sink her teeth into five superstitions that don't involve black cats!   


If a girl sees a dove on Valentine's Day, she will marry a man with a golden heart.

If a girl sees a sparrow on Valentine's Day, she will marry a poor man who will bring lots of happiness in marriage and life. 

If a girl sees an owl on Valentine's Day, she will never marry.

If you receive a red rose, your lover loves you!

If you receive a yellow rose, your lover is jealous.

Time to move on to Efi Loo's Blog Hop Contest!


Efi Loo is giving away three copies of Satan's Toybox: Demonic Dolls; autographed by T.K. Millin, which features her story, Mr. Jingle, along with 17 other terrifying tales of creepy, scary, demonic dolls!  
Image courtesy of Angelic Knight Press



Here's how to participate:
  • One, be or become, a follower of The Cat Vamp Diaries: All Things Scary
  • Two, read any one of T.K. Millin's flash fiction stories found in Efi Loo's Friday Flash Fiction Gallery
  • Three, add a comment, good or bad, during the Blog Hop dates of February 13 & 14
  • Winners will be notified on Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Be sure to hop on over to Vamplit Publishing to check out all the cool blogs participating in the Bloody Hearts Blog Hop and all their pawsome prizes, and don't forget to come back tomorrow for a special Valentine's Day treat!

Thank you for hopping along, and hope you enjoyed a scary tale or two!

Efi Loo, The Cat Vamp


Thursday, February 9, 2012

Message From Beyond

Based on Vamplit Publishing's Friday Flash Theme: Antique Scientific Oddities

















Professor Dane slid his left hand across the top of his unkept mountain of white hair and opened his lesson plan book.  He then scribbled the words Crab Nebula at the top of the page and drew a giant circle around the red letters.  “This week I’m going to talk about the mother of all supernova’s, and my theory of what lives inside the mass of the Crab.” 

Thoughts swirled inside his head and without hesitation he randomly jotted them around the page; supernova remnant in the constellation of Taurus, 6,500 light-years from Earth, at the center lies the Crab Pulsar, first observed in 1731 . . . a knock on the opened office door startled him. 
 “Sorry to interrupt, but do you have a second?”  
Professor Dane smiled in spite of his pounding heart.  “Why I think I can find a millisecond for you.”  
He stood and greeted Sherrie in the middle of the room with a tight bear hug and a peck on the cheek.  “So what brings my missing in action daughter all the way across campus during an afternoon rain storm?” 
Sherrie tucked a wet strand of hair behind her right ear.  “I wanted to be the first to tell you in person.” 

“Oh my constellations, you’re pregnant!”
She rolled her eyes.  “Dad, please.”  The relief in his eyes surprisingly diminished her excitement.  “We’ve received a message from Crab Nebula.”
                    ^^^^^
Professor Dane struggled to keep the umbrella from turning inside out from the swirling winds as he sloshed his way across the parking lot.  “Are you positive it’s a message!”  
Sherri kept her rapid pace toward the observatory and entered the building with her father left in the distance. “It’s no wonder it took a message from space to get me to drag him over here, all he ever thinks about is how much of a disappointment I am.”
Professor Dane entered the office and shook the droplets of rain from his overcoat and placed the twisted umbrella in a corner.  The room was teeming with energy as people bumped into one another on their way to a twinkling machine or a beeping radio device.  
“Okay, zip it up people!”  Sherri held her right hand up in the air, snapping.  The room turned silent and she motioned for her father to come closer.  “See for yourself.” 
He walked up next to her and stood looking up at the lifeless tower, holding his breath.  The heat rose from the heels of his feet, through the tips of his fingers and out through the release of his breath.  
“I am a very busy man, Sherrie, and I shall see that the Dean hears about this little prank you and your band of soon to be expelled idiots played!”  He stormed his way through the room and out the door, leaving his mangled umbrella behind. 
Sherri refused to let him get the best of her.  Not this time, not in front of her team.  “It’s okay everybody, let’s get back to work.  Nobody’s getting expelled.”  Her gut wrenching pain soon found solace in the tower’s blinking message from Crab Nebula.      
                    ^^^^^
Professor Dane always found walking through the small campus town a stress reliever and after the day he had he found it extra comforting to finally see the flashing “Open” sign in the front window of Chester’s Antique Scientific Oddities.  
He pushed on the newly painted red door and made his way past the tinkling bell.  Vials of strange floating animal heads lined a table on the right and rows of trinkets, brass coated contraptions and medical devices filled the rest of the tiny shop.  
“Are you looking for something in particular?”  Chester brushed his right hand through his wild mass of hair.  
Professor Dane spun around and  smiled at the mirror image.  “Yes, a telescope.”  
“I have only one.”  He walked to a table and picked up a telescope that had seen it share of time.  “Story goes, it belonged to The Earl of Rosse.”  
Professor Dane’s heart jumped.  “The Earl of Rosse!  He observed the Crab Nebula at Birr Castle in 1848 and named it such because it looked like a crab and after that he was never seen again.”  
Chester smiled.  “So the story goes.”

Professor Dane reached into his pocket.   “I have to have it, no matter the cost.”   
                    ^^^^^
As far back as he could remember, Professor Dane had been fascinated with the planets and stars and often found himself fantasizing about exploring the many mysteries of outer space, firsthand.  He stepped out onto his deck and stared up at the night sky. “Perfect!” 
He pulled the telescope from the bag and held it close to his right eye and searched the vastness of stars until he spotted the constellation of Taurus.  Slowly, he twisted and turned the magnifying lens until a blinking orange light in the center of Taurus captured his attention.   
“Would you look at that!”  The pulsar’s equatorial winds slammed into the bulk of the nebula, forming an octopus-like feature that steepened, brightened and then slowly faded away.  “No come back!”  
Suddenly, tentacles stretched out from the sides of the telescope and suctioned across his face.  “I warned you to stay away from my universe, for you are nothing but tiny spectacles blowing through the winds of time!”
Professor Dane gasped for air.  “I hate always being right.”
                    ^^^^^

After eight hours of decoding the mathematical codes she and her team received from Crab Nebula, Sherri delighted in the fact that her father was always right.  
Total word count: 942

Monday, February 6, 2012

Dear Diary - Monday, February 6, 2012

Yesterday, while most humans were eating, drinking and watching men chase each other up and down some field surrounded by shouting and screaming people, I was busy discovering I’m not alone in the world of cat vamps.  

Photo courtesy of Carole Gill
This photo was sent to me by author, Carole Gill, and I wanted to share it with you.  I wonder where I can get a pair of wings like that!
Life has been a little cat nip crazy lately.  I helped T.K. Millin finish and submit their short story for consideration in Angelic Knight Press'  third Satan’s Toybox Anthology, Terrifying Teddies.  It was a scary good time putting paw to paper!
Then there’s been Flash Fiction Fridays, cat napping while T.K. writes her blog, The Unknown Author (I give her space to write that on her own, makes her feel important!), and outlining my next big adventure, a middle-grade novel that combines historical fiction with science fiction!  (Okay, it’s really T.K. Millin’s project, but I know I’ll have a chance to add my four paws worth)  
I hope you have a killer week and don’t forget to stop by again on Friday to sink your teeth into some scary good flash fiction.  Vamplit Publishing's  theme this week is Antique Scientific Oddities. 
  
Efi Loo, The Cat Vamp







Saturday, February 4, 2012

Bite of The Cat Vamp

Based on Vamplit Publishing's Friday Flash Theme: Medical and dental oddities 





Margie waited for the endless stream of previews to end and the theatre to become her favorite dark hideaway before digging in to the bucket of freshly popped popcorn; drenched in butter and loaded with extra salt. 
She had waited weeks to see the newest hit comedy, Romancing For Dummies, and the opening scene found her belly jiggling and her mouth stuffed full of the buttery salted goodness.  The cold soda barely washed her mouth clean before she shoved another handful in.
As her right incisor cracked against the kernel, Margie knew the long awaited dreadful day had finally come.  No longer could she use the excuse of not having dental insurance be her reason for never seeing a dentist.  It was time to face her biggest fear, but fear would have to wait.
                         *****
To avoid having to face the crowd of movie goers, Margie escaped through an exit door in the back of the theatre and stepped out into the alleyway.  
The moon’s reflection on the dampened asphalt and the echoes of life in the distance sent a shiver of regret through Margie’s overstuffed belly and she turned to grab the door handle. 

The coldness of the solid steel door sent a bolt of pain straight from her broken tooth all the way to the right side of her brain.  Taking a deep breath, she turned and dragged her way down the alley.  Halfway to the end, a pile of rubbish on the left rattled and shifted and a bottle rolled out and landed in front of her feet.    
“I don’t have any money and I’m fat so you won’t want to rape me!”   
A dark shadow crawled out of the rubbish and zig zagged its way toward Margie.  She squeezed her eyes shut and stood frozen in fear at the thought of being mauled to death by the giant rat.  
“Meow.”
She opened her eyes and smiled.  “Ah, your just a cute little kitty cat.”  She bent over and reached out to the pet its silky black fur.
“Hiss!  Growl!  Hiss!”  The white fangs found their way into Margie’s right hand before the cat ran off into the darkness.
“Damn cat!”
                         *****
The glare of the morning sun found Margie waking refreshed and invigorated.  She lifted her right hand and rubbed her fingers across the two puncture wounds.  “Hmm, they don’t even hurt.”
Moping her way toward the bathroom, she reached up to feel the soothing sensation of her right incisor and pricked her finger against something sharp.  She ran the rest of the way down the hall and switched on the light and lifted her top lip.  “Oh my gosh, I have a brand new tooth!”  
She paused and stared at the reflection of the shiny white fang.  “Wait a minute, I just ran down the hall.”  She slammed the bathroom door and spun around in a circle.  “Oh my God, I’m thin!”

She realized if it worked for one it might work for the rest.  
Margie pulled open her kitchen junk drawer and pulled out a pair of pliers and then grabbed the bottle of Wild Turkey from the cupboard she had been saving in hopes of a special occasion and headed back toward the bathroom. 
After every shot of whiskey, Margie clasped the pliers around a tooth and yanked.   
                         *****
Margie yawned like a cat at the rising sun and the anticipation of making her first dentist appointment in years found her fearless.  

The wrapping of the leather chair around her newly formed curves and the softness of the music made Margie hungry.  
“Good afternoon, Margie, I’m Dr. Giggles and what brings you here today?”  
“Oh, just a routine check up.”  
He pulled his chair closer.  “Let’s have a look.”   He slapped on a pair of latex gloves and flipped the light strapped to his forehead on.  “Wow!  I’ve seen some strange dental oddities before, but I have to say you win the prize.  Which parent did you inherit this gene from?” 
Margie purred.  “Let’s just say, the cat’s got my tongue.” 

The white fangs found their way into Dr. Giggles right hand and Margie delighted in her payback to many years of torture in a dentist chair.
Total word count:  728   

Thursday, January 5, 2012

The Truth About Baby Zane

By T.K. Millin    
Based on Vamplit Publishing's Friday Flash Theme: Freaks/sideshow



The torrential downpour on the barren landscape had turned the hillside into a river of mud keeping Zorba’s Traveling Sideshow imprisoned in the only shelter they could find; a cave, and they were not alone. 
Bored, Zelma the bearded girl, set out to explore the vast cave and discover what was making the walls mysteriously glow green.  Following a winding path, she forgot to take notice of where the troupe had camped out.  All she cared about was being the first one to find the aliens whose ship’s lights were making the walls glow or maybe it was some outcast pirates living deep inside the cave.  
Zelma never liked being put on display to show off the facial hair her mother called a gift.  All she’d ever thought about was being an archeologist.  Every night she dreamt the same dream that one day she would make the world’s biggest discovery; but she knew her fate had been sealed the day she was born with a beard. 
She came to a fork in the winding path and paused to decide which way to choose.  To the right was the blackest black she had ever seen; but to the left in the distance was a faint glowing green light, making her decision easy.  
As she approached the mysterious green light it became brighter and brighter causing her to squint as if she were outside on a bright and sunny day.  Hearing a shuffling, she called out.  “Is somebody there?”  
Something slithered across the shining light.  “Snakes!”  She turned to run when a soft giggle stopped her.  She turned and whispered, “Hello?”
A shadow appeared from the left and slowly made its way in front of the bright green light.  Zelma took one step at a time toward the beckoning light and gasped.  “You’re a baby . . . and a snake!” 

The strange being giggled.  
She moved closer toward it, passing by hand written words in blood on the side of the cave’s wall which said, “Beware Baby.”  


Ignoring its blood stained lips and hands, Zelma bent down and picked it up.  “You are so cute.  I can’t wait to show you to Zorba, he will make you part of our family I just know it.”  
After wandering aimlessly past glowing green wall after glowing green wall, Zelma suddenly realized she was lost.  

“Oh no, I don’t know how to get back to my family!”  
The strange being jumped from her grasp and sniffed the air around him.  He pointed to the right and said, “There.”  
“You talk!”  Zelma looked around. “Do you have parents? Who taught you to talk?”  
“I just can.  Follow me.”   He slithered around a corner.
In the distance, Zelma could here her name being called over and over by Zog, the dog boy.  Thinking she should give her discovery a name and only knowing names that started with the letter Z she shouted, “Wait for me!   Baby Zane, the snake boy.”   
                         ^^^^^
A year had gone by since Zelma discovered Baby Zane, the snake boy, and since then he had become the biggest attraction Zorba’s Traveling Sideshow had ever known and it was also the first time in Zelma’s life she wasn’t the main event.  

She delighted in being allowed to visit the local library of each town they traveled to where she read every book she could find on archeology and that is when on a cold winter’s day she uncovered the truth about Baby Zane and realized she made a big mistake when she made the world’s biggest discovery.  She now knew her true fate in life and that time was running out.
                        ^^^^^
Convincing Zog, the dog boy, to join forces with her, Zelma waited until Midnight to put her plan into action for she knew everyone would be tucked snuggly asleep inside their tents, everyone except Baby Zane.   
“Baby Zane, I have your favorite treat.”  She shouted from behind a pair of ice covered shrubs.
He slithered outside of his tent and slid his snake like tongue across his lips.  The fluffy brown mouse dangled from the tips of Zelma's right hand and the glass clutched in her left hand could be only one thing; fresh warm sheep's blood. 


Baby Zane zig zagged his way across the snow, his hunger becoming more intense with every twist and turn, and then suddenly his stump of slimy flesh used to make his way around began to split and the pain made him scream.  “What’s happening to me!”
“Now Zog, now!”  Zelma screamed.
Zog, the dog boy, jumped out from behind the bushes twitching his brown wet nose that gave him his name sake.  He flung his long curly arms in the air and drove the wooden stake straight through Baby Zane’s heart, ending his pain.


Zog tilted his head toward the moon and howled.
“Quiet, you’ll wake everyone!”  
“Sorry Zelma, it’s just I’ve never killed anyone before, but I’ve always dreamt about it.” 
Zelma thought back to when she used to have her recurring dreams of being an archeologist, before she discovered Baby Zane, the snake boy.  Before she realized dreams should remain dreams and that reality is sometimes the best fate life has to offer.  
“You didn’t just kill anyone Zog, you killed Satan’s son.”  
“How do know that was Satan’s son?”
Zelma remembered that cold winter’s day in the library when she found the book about prophecies.  It told of how there would be a child given the gift of being different, a gift that would make her stand out from other children and that one day she would discover the most evil the world has ever known hidden in a green glowing cave and that this child would discover her fate in life.
“I don’t know, I guess my mother was right.  I was born with a gift.”
Total Word Count:  981

Monday, December 12, 2011

Dear Diary - Monday, December 12, 2011








Being a feline ghost writer isn’t easy when the person you write for doesn’t spend much time sitting down to transcribe your wonderful musings.
I know T.K. Millin has just as much passion for being an advocate for unwanted animals as she does for being a writer and that it’s all for a good cause, but if she expects me to continue to meow out great stories, she is going to have to bring on more cat nip and tuna.
I thought I would share some photos with you of why my Friday Flashes haven’t been popping up.  I have to say I am happy she found them all homes of their own, because this one is taken. Okay, I know I have to share it with those other four legged creatures of the night that steal all my tuna when I'm not looking, but at least I am the one and only Cat Vamp!  


We have new homes!  I'm Dora on the left and I'm Simba on the right!


My new name is Savannah and I even got to keep the mouse!

I'm Mika!

Feeling festive I dressed up the other day to show one of my passions other than writing . . . Christmas.
Meowwy Christmas!


I want to thank all my friends who follow me and give me such great support in my writing and to let you know I can’t wait for next year, because I have something big on the horizon!   I promised not to let the cat out of the bag just yet, so you’ll have to stay tuned till next year!

Merry Christmas everyone and I wish you a joyous holiday with family and friends and I can't wait for next year to see what new and exciting stories are born!

Fangfully yours,

Efi Loo
The Cat Vamp


Thursday, November 10, 2011

Torn Apart

By T.K. Millin

Lifeless, like the shell of a soul inside her, she sat at the kitchen table staring into thin air waiting for him to come downstairs and devour the breakfast he demanded. The twenty-five years of marriage with no children to have loved or even a pet to nurture, only the hum drum of daily homemaker duties to contend with, had finally taken their toll.     
Joyfully whistling his way down the stairs, he walked into the kitchen and placed his laptop case on top of the counter and plopped down in front of his feast.

After shoving the last piece of bacon into his mouth and gulping down his juice he finally spoke.  “I’ll be home late tonight so don’t bother to wait up.”
“Again?”

He slammed his napkin on top of the table.  “Damn it Martha I told you there are VIP clients in town and I’m in charge of making sure they have a good time."  He stood up, knocking his chair to the ground.  He grabbed his laptop case off the counter and stormed out.   
She contemplated leaving the dishes right where they sat and walking out the front door and never coming back, but that would be too easy.  The thought of staying and making his life a living hell seemed more appealing, and she knew just where to start.
                              ^^^^^ 
Adding the finishing touches to her make-up, Martha stared at a face she hadn’t seen in years.  She’d forgotten how she once admired its beauty.
Quickly dressing, she trotted down the stairs with a new sense of purpose and opened the hall desk drawer and pulled out the newspaper clipping she had been saving.
Delighted the parking lot was empty she pulled into a spot in front of the door and read aloud. 
“Merlin’s House of Medieval Antiquities.”  
“Perfect.”  She said. 
The tinkle of a bell announced her arrival and a man slowly stepped out from behind a black curtain.   “May I help you?”    
Martha was startled by his appearance.  He looked very old, too old to be alive.  “Yes, I’ve come to see if you have anything that can help me with my troubles.”  
“What kind of troubles would a beautiful woman like you have?”  
She softly smiled and looked to the floor.  “An unfaithful husband.”
“I see.  Come, I have just the thing for you.”
She followed the strange man through the black curtain, down a narrow hall which led to a rickety spiral staircase leading down into a dungeon like basement.
“Where are you taking me?”  She shouted as he turned a corner.  The silence warned her to turn back, but her desire to make things right drove her to follow.
She turned the corner and walked into a room with walls covered in paintings of strange looking devices she had never seen before.
“What are they?”  
He turned and grinned.  “These are my genius works of art.”
“How can these paintings help me with my unfaithful husband?”
“I carefully designed each one to withdraw the deepest and darkest secrets of the human soul.  However, I warn you, you must choose wisely.”
“I still don’t understand how these paintings can help me.”
“Do you want to know the truth of your problem?”

“Yes.”
“Then trust me when I tell you any one of my paintings will reveal the truth.”
Martha looked at each rendering and the painful expressions upon the images’ faces being tortured, and smiled.
                              ^^^^^
“This one looks like what they used during the Salem witch hunts.”  











“Ah, this was one of my first designs.  It was never meant to kill only to extract a confession or punish someone of a minor criminal act.  You see they would place the feet into the stocks and then red-hot coals would be placed under them.  It worked every time!”
She continued looking at each rendering, passing by those which seemed not harsh enough for his transgressions.  
“Oh, I like the look of this one.  What is it called?”















"Ah, my ultimate design.  I call it the Judas Cradle and it is sure to help you with your troubles.”
“How does it work?”

“The accused is placed on top of the pyramid seat, naked, and their feet are bound together in such a way that moving one would force the other to move.  This is wonderful for increasing the pain.  Then the pointed end of the cradle seat would be inserted into their, well you can see where, and then the torturer would begin their interrogation.  The longer they go without answering the more the torturer would pull them up with the ropes and smash them down again on top of the pointed seat.  In time, they would confess, and if not, they slowly were torn apart.”

"I'll take it.  How much?"

                              ^^^^^
She sat silently on the couch in the dark waiting for him to come home from his night of selfish pleasures; eager to find out how the painting was going to help her get revenge.    
Suddenly the room swirled with orange and yellow lights.  She looked up at the painting and screamed at the sight of the strange old man stepping out from the canvas.
“Time to confess your sins.”
                            ^^^^^   
Tonight was the night he had been working so many long hours for over the past year and he couldn’t wait to tell Martha he landed the biggest contract the firm had ever seen.  He was going to make up his neglect to her by taking her on the European vacation she always wanted.
He quietly unlocked the door and fumbled for the light switch.  “What the hell?”  
The sight of the ghastly painting hanging on the wall and the painful image on Martha’s face, her naked body impaled upon a pyramid looking seat, made him release the oversized dinner he had with Mr. and Mrs. Shakaki from Japan.  
Total word count: 1000